#Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

[nothazellevesque]

In the spirit of my infamous Reggie Peters Vibe Scale, i offer you the Luke Patterson Bop Index, based solely on how much our favorite himbo with a sleeve allergy bops during each song.

Now or Never: the show STARTS with our boy bopping. he’s kicking his little feet. he’s shuffling. He do be wiggling tho. Rating- 6/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Wake Up: luke only shows up at the end, and our boy is Not Bopping. he just looks generally awkward, like he’s a teenage boy that accidentally walked into the wrong room and instead of activating his fight or flight reflex, it activates the freeze response. Rating- 1/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

This Band Is Back (Reggie’s Jam): this band (and this boy) are back and they are BOPPING. luke is dancing. he’s wiggling. can he scat? no, but does that stop him? no. a flexible king. Rating- 5/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Wow: our bopping king is Not Bopping. he’s standing there, mouth slightly open. boy looks like a sim waiting for instructions. Be patient king, you will be bopping in like two minutes. Rating- 0.5/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Bright: this boy is BOPPING. briefly stops out of pure Himbo Confusion, but then he goes back to bopping. king. he do be kicking his feet, doing his little dancey dance. i will give him bonus points for the romantic tension he adds to his little mic sharing moment with Julie. man quits bopping to follow her like a lost puppy and we must respect his commitment to Being A Simp. Rating- 7/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Flying Solo: our king is BOPPING. he’s wiggling. why must he leap at poor flynn like a rabid dog? unclear, but he did it. at his core, luke patterson is just a silly little guy, and we have to commend him for letting his intrusive thoughts win. Rating- 6/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

I Got the Music: im sure that luke is bopping somewhere, but he isn’t onscreen and we cannot rate his bopping if we do not see him. Rating- 0/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

The Other Side of Hollywood: Our boy? He’s bopping. He is the most animated that we see him during any musical performance. Do you SEE his dance moves? He’s not just two stepping like he does when he plays guitar. that man is experiencing the bop of his afterlife. Rating- 11/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

All Eyes on Me: the man is just standing there. Yes he is supporting his best buddy Alex, but is he bopping? not particularly. i do love his happy little smile though. Rating- 0.25/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index.

Finally Free: a return to form for our Bopping Boy. He be movin. he be groovin. he doin his little leg kicks. he dropping to his knees. he is close to Peak Luke Patterson: puppy eyes, growly voice, boppy dance moves, big perfect smile and all. bless you baby. Rating- 9/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Perfect Harmony: our man do be movin and groovin, but the choreography is too polished to be considered a true Luke Patterson Bop. i will give dream luke props for his willingness to roll around on the floor. that floor work is truly chaotic and unhinged enough to count as Real Luke Patterson Behavior, so julie knows our boy very well. Rating- 0.05/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Edge of Great: luke is in his kicked puppy era, but that doesn’t stop him from doing his trademark two step dancey dance. look at the way that man shuffles and swivels. and that guitar solo and mic sharing moment at the end? our boy is tryna get it IN and we gotta respect it. Rating- 7/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Unsaid Emily: poor baby is NOT bopping. He is instead revealing that he has Mommy Issues and Parental Trauma in song form. honestly, got distracted thinking about how i need to call my own mother before i gotta write my own unsaid emily. im so sorry luke my beloved boy, but your bops are nonexistent here. in their place there are only tears. at least you and your parents got closure now, so there’s that. Rating- -6/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index (but 10/10 on the Make You Address Your Eldest Daughter Trauma Scale)

You Got Nothing to Lose: NO. luke is in pain. he is SCARED. he is being puppeted like a marionette. he is not in control here, and it shows. he is confused. HELP HIM. i will give luke one point for the little yippity skippity that he does when he’s being dragged onstage because i think it’s funny. but no. save our boy. let him bop!!! Rating- -8999/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

Stand Tall: our boy is here to cross over, and he is going to BOP while he does it. he does experience difficulties, but does he let that stop his bop? no. there’s no stopping luke patterson when he’s bopping. perfect way to close out our beloved boy’s bopping career. we love you buddy. Rating- 7/10 on the Luke Patterson Bop Index

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Reggie Peters Vibing While Performing

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[nothazellevesque]

Ranking JATP songs by how much reggie is simply vibing during them

Other Side of Hollywood: look at reggie’s face. that boy is ASTOUNDED. he is ENTRANCED. the jazz. the tuxedoes. the DANCING. he is vibing on a level unknown to us mere mortals. Rating: 15/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Edge of Great- Peak Reggie Vibes. he’s bopping, he’s smiling, he’s interacting with his friends and doing what he loves. Absolute King Behavior. Rating: 10/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Finally Free- our king is VIBING. He’s bopping. he’s smiling. He’s jumping around. he is singing his heart out not only into his own mic, but Luke’s as well. hit those high notes king. Rating: 9/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Now or Never- he’s more subdued as it is a sound check, but look at him go! the mic sharing! the bouncing! the bopping! he is certainly having the time of his Very Short life! Rating: 8/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Bright- he’s a little confused at first, but he gets over it and starts vibing pretty quickly. a slow start, but our Vibe King bounces back RAPIDLY. Rating: 7.5/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Flying Solo- is vibing pretty heavily, but is also slightly concerned for julie and flynn’s relationship. He is certainly bopping, but no mic sharing, proving that he CAN be serious when the situation demands it. Rating: 7/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

This Band is Back (Reggie’s Jam)- this song is called REGGIE’S JAM, and he proves it! he is dancing! he is goofing around! he is happily making music with his buddies! man may have been sad prior to this, but he bounces back and he RALLIES. Rating: 6.5/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Stand Tall- our king is back, and he’s going to cross over! the vibes start off rather slow, and his vibe dies a bit when Luke is having issues, but Reggie brings it RIGHT back with his killer bass solo and pure WILLPOWER. did you hear his solo? our boy is performing his little undead heart out, and we must reward him for it! Rating: 6/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Wow- he isn’t playing here, but look at our boy’s face! he is absolutely ASTOUNDED. the choreography! the showmanship! alex overshadows him with the dancing, but reggie is doing a little bobbing himself! a quietly vibing king! Rating: 5/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

All Eyes On Me- Alex is king of the vibes for this song, but reggie is certainly vibing as well, if not to the music, then to Alex’s vibes. look at his smug little face and his crossed arms. he is LOVING seeing his best friend having the time of his afterlife. Rating: 3/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Wake Up- reggie isnt present for most of the song, but when he is, at the very end, he is just standing there. not a vibe in sight. just this poor awkward boy experiencing the feeling of accidentally walking in on someone. Rating: 1.5/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

I Got The Music- reggie isn’t here at all, but i’m sure he is vibing elsewhere with his friends. i cannot rate his Level Of Vibery as we do not see him. Rating: 0/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Perfect Harmony- again, reggie is not present in the slightest, but he is probably vibing with his friends. cannot rate the unseen vibes. Rating: 0/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Unsaid Emily- reggie’s barely seen, but when he is, he looks sad. he isn’t even bopping to the music he just looks like he is Going Through It (not nearly as much as luke though). cheer up sweetie it’s going to be okay. Rating: -0.75/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale

Nothing to Lose- NO. NO. our king is SCARED. he is not in control of his own body! look at his face! he is trying his hardest to vibe and have fun, but he can’t! he is confused, and he is terrified. caleb KILLED his vibes. the vibes are DEAD and nothing to lose is driving over them with a steamroller. HELP HIM. Rating: -9000/10 on the Reggie Peters Vibe Scale